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8 February 10

A stitch in eight saves more time.

This is the first edition in Andrew’s on-going series, “Slightly Altered Phrases for the Youth.”

4 February 10
In your bra, Father Time. Got the best of your punk ass today.
— me. 11:45 minutes ago.
3 February 10

If ever, by chance, I am transformed into a horse,

I plan to hit on mares at the local stables using the pick-up line “Hayyyyy.”

This is the fourth edition in Andrew’s on-going series, “Planned Puns.”

2 February 10
“Ulysses” was published on this day in 1922.
One day, I plan on understanding some of it.

“Ulysses” was published on this day in 1922.

One day, I plan on understanding some of it.

Posted: 12:28 PM

Upon sharing my earlier posting:

  • Rebecca: Is that your blog or something?
  • Andrew: It is.
  • Andrew: I felt our conversation worthy of a post.
  • Rebecca: I'm so flattered.
  • Rebecca: And I'm glad that I came across as a complete fucking mornon.
  • Andrew: Aw, you're not a mornon.
Posted: 12:15 PM

The art of the rushed work IM conversation:

  • Rebecca: I mean they shoul dhave just basically asked him.
  • Rebecca: nobody else fits taht sa well
  • Rebecca: can't typ
  • Rebecca: e
  • Andrew: Impressive series of IMs.
  • Andrew: Well done.
Posted: 12:24 AM
zucherman:

“And there will be terrors and great signs from heaven.”

Heavens, man.
The best part is that I know that it looks even more incredible in person.
Side-note: Tyler and I have some comic strip ideas and are seeing applications for the illustrator position. We will consider this your cover letter. Just something to mull over, friend.

zucherman:

“And there will be terrors and great signs from heaven.”

Heavens, man.

The best part is that I know that it looks even more incredible in person.

Side-note: Tyler and I have some comic strip ideas and are seeing applications for the illustrator position. We will consider this your cover letter. Just something to mull over, friend.

Reblogged: zucherman

Posted: 12:04 AM

Reblogged: rodblackhurst

1 February 10
Posted: 3:26 PM

I need see nothing more.

dudmatic:

Thank you, Internets.

Reblogged: dudmatic

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh